Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Because I Run a Fair and Balanced Blog....


... I feel obliged to point out that, as cool and awesome as he was, Stilt-Man was never a giant. I mean, he was a tall guy, but he was on stilts. He didn't actually become a huge person, so how is he going toe-to-toe with Black Goliath?

Stilt-Man still rules! I forgive him! He loves me, I tell you! You just don't understand the good times we have!

6 comments:

Captain Infinity said...

Maybe they're fighting on a miniature set.

Anonymous said...

If it made sense, it wouldn't be The Champions!

Anonymous said...

Warning:
Cruelty ahead:
Anti stiltman facts:

Stiltman is...
dead.

SallyP said...

Hmmmm...never thought about that before, but you're right. He should be this little weeny guy who's just waaaaaaaay up in the air. And Goliath would just have to take his thumb and finger and go..."plink" to knock him over.

Anonymous said...

Wit, they're both dead now.
Could this fight be occuring in...
awesome heaven?

Explains the size thing.

Anonymous said...

I take singular delight in getting people to do Stilt-Man sketches when I go to conventions... Wilbur Day Forever!